Wednesday, October 19, 2011

It Could Happen - Johnny Depp

It could happen

Me: Oh Johnny! I am so happy I ran into you. You are on my gimme list!

Johnny: Gimme list? I don’t understand. Is that like a hit list?

Me: No. You silly, sexy man! It means my husband said I can sleep with you!

Johnny: OH! Cool. I have a really nice hotel suite upstairs. Let’s go!